I Am the Walrus

[Verse 1]

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a corn flake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

[Chorus]

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

[Verse 2]

Mister City policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm cryin'

Cryin' (get out of myself)

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

[Chorus]

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

[Bridge]

(We're all just molecules bouncing around)

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get your tan

From standing in the English rain

[Chorus]

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob

[Verse 3]

Expert, texpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)

See how they smile, pigs in a sty, see how they snide

I'm de-heh-heh-heh-heh

Semolina Pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower (get down from there!)

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

[Chorus]

I am the egg man

They are the egg man

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo

Goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joo-hoo-hoo-b

Goo goo g'joo-hoo-hoo-b

[Outro]

Everybody's got one (repeat until end)

There, I did it!

I defiled a timeless piece of art!

For my next trick, I will paint a clown face on the Mona Lisa while using the Shroud of Turin as a dropcloth