[Verse 1: MF DOOM]
There they go, feminizing men again
Then pretend they don't know when we know it, xenoestrogen
Exorcise the jinn, keynote lecture with a spin
Meant to get c-notes from end to end
Whoever use canola oil, your soul'll boil
For a longer time than it take a diet cola to spoil
Huh, I get what you're sellin'
Swellin' from alien microfilaments, it's Morgellons
Even if you're gellin', what's that in your melanin?
What the hell is they sprayin'? No tellin'
Barium strontium, aluminum
Well, "Drink responsibly," get the truth from DOOM and 'em
Can't trust the tap water, much less the kettle
Double entendre to the phrase "test your mettle"
The rest'll settle, just to get fed well
As the livin' dead infect the red cell
[Chorus: Beth Gibbons]
[Verse 2: DOOM]
Don't drink the milk, it's spoiled
The blood and stuff in it make it stink, that's why it's boiled
Snake oil sales from doorbell doctors who slip Mickey's
And trick you to strip to get jipped quickly
Kick me, you know it's gettin' worse
No help bein' upset, you startin' to curse first
Better off with a good sense of humor
Research to know what's the truth, instead of rumor
Your partner DOOM is who'll ride
Or either do or die like farmer suicide, chew your pride
Might as well start 'em out in pro boxin'
Than force-feedin' them toddler food laced with excitotoxins
They did it like the "Funky Worm"
Enough to make a junkie squirm, mice making monkey sperm
Or rice infused with diarrhea drugs
Wonder why it's here? Well – shrug
Hell yeah, it's bugged
And it gets bugged-er by the minute
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: DOOM]
Question: Will the frankenfoods kill us?
Or turn us into thangs off 'Thriller', or dang gorillas?
Breeds of a needless variety
In the name of greed, we get a seedless society
Flounder genes in your tomatoes, cod in your potatoes
Playin' God, retarded-er than Play-Doh
And as the juice gets sweeter
No use in bein' cute if you's a useless eater
Make it hard to keep your mattress clean
That was mean, little froggies with sex changes from atrazine
And aspartame in gum, Splenda is plenty fun
Left many strung, Agenda 21
Or have your third eye cry or your side blown
Well, right on, forgot to sign the guide stone
"Yours truly –", all caps, "DOOM"
Sue him if you’re gloomy, or boo'em to your tomb
[Verse 4: Jneiro Jarel]
Yes
Slicko, it's like Robitussin but toxic
She take it to feel better, but there's more to the concoction
She'll peep it, got a lot, can you keep it?
Got these keys to the cuffs to unlock all these secrets
Yes, I'm professin', yes teachin'
With the Villain, strategic, got these apples and peaches
The size of Kelly and Regis, you won't believe 'til you see it
And with them come these allergies, underage with doubles Ds
Nah, man, you're killing me, literally
