Guv'nor

[Verse 1: MF DOOM] Catch a throatful from the fire vocal With ash and molten glass like I am Eyjafjallajökull The volcano out of Iceland He'll conquer and destroy the rap world like the white men Learnt from a pro as a mentor Started with a bird nest and burnt it to a cinder That'll get the party kickin' Plussed your little charred body smelted like chicken As the dollar continues to lose momentum He need land from murdered Indians that represent 'em Gold is up, urgin' all thugs Trade in y'all chains for cash and splurge it on drugs A more secure investment Food and water, a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter And thank him as a Yankee fellow southerner Don't forget the general rank, 'Ello, guv'nor! [Chorus: Samples + MF DOOM] 'Ello, guv'nor? 'Ello, guv'nor 'Ello, guv'nor! 'Ello, guv'nor Ha ha ha! Ah ha ha! [Verse 2: MF DOOM] Vocals spill over like the rolling hills of Dover Or the Gulf Oil Disaster if preferred you're after Depends on your status or your stature Whether you benefit from the prior or the latter-er Get the fatter check split And how much for a hundred-thousand tons of Corexit? Sell a Chinese half-priced seafood Price is like a real nice street dude Who can knock the most dead birds out the sky And then, spread a lie and say he know why? Bet Get the machine, blame it on the fireworks Cleanup, y'all know where to send the wire, jerks Black teeth still snack on sweets And get stacks with the qui mon qui They use to sell CDs Now they got fake weed, seeds burning trees, it's potpourri Buyer beware Had to tell this one liar, "Sire, be fair" At least untie her hair from the chair while I'm here I hate play lovin' her, JJ for Governor [Chorus: Samples + MF DOOM] 'Ello, guv'nor 'Ello, guv'nor! 'Ello, guv'nor [Outro: Samples] You can leave on your mask I don't mind I like you as you are Slap sound Ah! That will cost you extra! Double slap sound Ah, haha 'Ello, guv'nor Ah!