Analog Man

Welcome to cyber-space, I'm lost in a fog Everything's digital, I'm still analog When something goes wrong, I don't have a clue Some 10 year old smart-ass has to show me what to do Sign on with high-speed, you don't have to wait Sit there for days and vegetate I access my email; read all my spam I'm an analog man The whole world's living in a digital dream It's not really there - it's all on the screen Makes me forget who I am I'm an analog man Yeah, I'm an analog man in a digital world I'm gonna get me an analog girl Who loves me for what I am I'm an analog man What's wrong with vinyl? I think it sounds great LPs, 45s, 78s But that's just the way I am I'm an analog man Turn on the tube - watch until dawn 100 channels, nothing is on Endless commercials Endless commercials The whole world's glued to the cable TV It looks so real on the big LCD Murder and violence are rated PG Too bad for the children - they are what they see The whole world's living in a digital dream It's not really there - it's all on the screen Makes me forget who I am I'm an analog man Yeah, I'm an analog man in a digital world I'm gonna get me an analog girl Who loves me for what I am I'm an analog man Yeah, I'm an analog man in a digital world