Analog Man

Welcome to cyber-space, I'm lost in a fog

Everything's digital, I'm still analog

When something goes wrong, I don't have a clue

Some 10 year old smart-ass has to show me what to do

Sign on with high-speed, you don't have to wait

Sit there for days and vegetate

I access my email; read all my spam

I'm an analog man

The whole world's living in a digital dream

It's not really there - it's all on the screen

Makes me forget who I am

I'm an analog man

Yeah, I'm an analog man in a digital world

I'm gonna get me an analog girl

Who loves me for what I am

I'm an analog man

What's wrong with vinyl? I think it sounds great

LPs, 45s, 78s

But that's just the way I am

I'm an analog man

Turn on the tube - watch until dawn

100 channels, nothing is on

Endless commercials

Endless commercials

The whole world's glued to the cable TV

It looks so real on the big LCD

Murder and violence are rated PG

Too bad for the children - they are what they see

The whole world's living in a digital dream

It's not really there - it's all on the screen

Makes me forget who I am

I'm an analog man

Yeah, I'm an analog man in a digital world

I'm gonna get me an analog girl

Who loves me for what I am

I'm an analog man

Yeah, I'm an analog man in a digital world