Stick Up

I shoulda been a porn star I shoulda been a stripper Oh man, I'm such a hoe I shoulda been a politician Elections and erections I'm winning all the polls I don't know how to golf But I do more than 18 holes It's a stick up Up in this strip club Fill up my tip cup Said it's a stick up In the strip club Fill my tip cup When I dip I get your dick up I'm your savior Out here begging, masqueraded as campaigning Yeah, they tell me I'm so privileged But they can't see how I did it I was fucking everybody on the low And they love me, they love me They say they want to touch me But I can't hear a thing unless they tell me it with money I need you, I love you I say it with respect But I lie on my back so much that I could be president It's a stick up Up in this strip club Fill up my tip cup Said it's a stick up I'm just hustling Selling you some ocean front In a town called St. Johnsbury in Vermont I'm a puppet with new sayings For each audience I'm playing There's no strings But if you pay then put your hand inside my anus (Fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up) Integrity is for the poor And if you're rich than you're a whore like me You're just like me, like me It's a stick up Up in this strip club Fill up my tip cup Said it's a stick up (Put your hands up) It's a stick up Up in this strip club Fill up my tip cup Said it's a stick up