Stick Up

I shoulda been a porn star
I shoulda been a stripper
Oh man, I'm such a hoe
I shoulda been a politician
Elections and erections
I'm winning all the polls
I don't know how to golf
But I do more than 18 holes

It's a stick up
Up in this strip club
Fill up my tip cup
Said it's a stick up

In the strip club
Fill my tip cup
When I dip I get your dick up
I'm your savior
Out here begging, masqueraded as campaigning
Yeah, they tell me I'm so privileged
But they can't see how I did it
I was fucking everybody on the low

And they love me, they love me
They say they want to touch me
But I can't hear a thing unless they tell me it with money

I need you, I love you
I say it with respect
But I lie on my back so much that I could be president

It's a stick up
Up in this strip club
Fill up my tip cup
Said it's a stick up

I'm just hustling
Selling you some ocean front
In a town called St. Johnsbury in Vermont
I'm a puppet with new sayings
For each audience I'm playing
There's no strings
But if you pay then put your hand inside my anus
(Fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up)

Integrity is for the poor
And if you're rich than you're a whore like me
You're just like me, like me

It's a stick up
Up in this strip club
Fill up my tip cup
Said it's a stick up
(Put your hands up)

It's a stick up
Up in this strip club
Fill up my tip cup
Said it's a stick up