It’s a Bitch

[Verse 1] I was examining the walls of my encephalon Looking for hot heshers playing Robotron I was luxuriating on the davenport Flagellating myself like it was some kind of sport [Chorus] Well, that's a bitch C'mon, baby, that's a bitch C'mon, sugar, that's a bitch C'mon, baby, that's a bitch [Verse 2] I was deep within the bowels of the establishment Wondering how I'm ever gonna pay the rent I was boning up on my Icelandic declensions When the landlord rang me up and said "You don't get no extension" [Chorus] That's a bitch C'mon, baby, that's a bitch That's a bitch, that's a bitch That's a stone cold bitch That's a bitch, that's a bitch That's a stone cold bitch C'mon, baby, that's a bitch [Verse 2] I am feeling an unmistakable cacoethes This awsome fellowship with some sort of less perceptive species I am feeling an itch in my medulla oblongata Yeah, it happens a lot the doctor says I got a lotta imagination That could lead to extended bouts of frustration I'm losing patience It's a classic demonstration [Verse 3] I was rehearsing my phillipic, it's going to be terrific They will get a dressing down, that'll be apocalyptic I was wondering if should begin to decathect Cause I am feeling to attatched I want to disconnect I was availing myself for some old school neurosis When a fella on the radio said "Bela Lugosi's Dead" [Chorus] Well, baby, that's a bitch C'mon, baby, that's a bitch That's a bitch, that's a bitch That's a stone cold bitch (C'mon, baby) That's a bitch, that's a bitch That's a stone cold bitch That's a bitch, that's a bitch (That's a bitch) That's a stone cold bitch That's a bitch, that's a bitch (C'mon, baby, that's a bitch) That's a stone cold bitch That's a bitch, that's a bitch That's a stone coldbitch That's a bitch, that's a bitch (That's a bitch) That's a stone cold bitch