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Twistin Scriptures Lyrics — John Grant | Dork

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Twistin Scriptures

From The Art of the Lie2024

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Twistin Scriptures

... presents "Twistin Sriptures"! The wacky new scripture mangling game that's taking the world by storm You and your family will have hours of fun distorting, warping and perverting your favourites scriptures Which you can wield against Satan's apostates as well as your own friends and family Bible not included

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"Twistin Scriptures" is a song by John Grant from the album The Art of the Lie, released in 2024.

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