Vampire Alberta Blues

[Verse 1] The vampire Alberta stalks across the money market rates Ducks into a Hummer The vampire Alberta wears a bowtie and a pin that says "Support the arts" The vampire Alberta takes a photo for another slide In the Powerpoint of all the places he won't remember [Verse 2] The vampire Alberta wipes an oily mouth along a sleeve Of forest in the foothills The vampire Alberta drools a perfect inky tailing pond And shakes awake The vampire Alberta lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads "I need another one of these, so keep 'em coming" Good times are coming