Vampire Alberta Blues

[Verse 1]

The vampire Alberta stalks across the money market rates

Ducks into a Hummer

The vampire Alberta wears a bowtie and a pin that says

"Support the arts"

The vampire Alberta takes a photo for another slide

In the Powerpoint of all the places he won't remember

[Verse 2]

The vampire Alberta wipes an oily mouth along a sleeve

Of forest in the foothills

The vampire Alberta drools a perfect inky tailing pond

And shakes awake

The vampire Alberta lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads

"I need another one of these, so keep 'em coming"

Good times are coming