Forbidden Jimmy

[Verse 1] Forbidden Jimmy has got a mighty sore tooth From biting too many dimes in a telephone booth He's got half of his boot lace tied to the dial Thank you, Operator, for getting Jimmy to smile [Verse 2] "Call out the coast guard", screamed the police Forbidden Jimmy, he's got three water skis He put two on his wavelength and gave one to his girl She's a mighty fine person, it's a mighty fine world [Chorus] I'm gonna make all your sorrows bright Set your soul free I'll see you tomorrow night If I can still see [Verse 3] Ginger Caputo and Dorian Gray Ought to stay out of pictures, if they got nothin' to say Stack 'em back on the rack, Jack, you know you're hurting my eye Forbidden Jimmy is getting ready to fly [Chorus] Gonna make all your sorrows bright Set your soul free I'll see you tomorrow night If I can still see [Verse 4] I got caught cooking popcorn and calling it hail They wanna stick my head inside a water pail You know, they're gonna be sorry, they're gonna pay for it too Forbidden Jimmy, he's coming straight at you