[Verse 1]
I heard about a secret strat
That you could use to beat this map
I'm sure no one in chat has told it to ya
I learned it from a YouTube vid
Just copy what world record did
Wirtual, you're lacking critical information
[Chorus]
Stupid streamer needs my big brain
I'm a genius, he is dumb
[Verse 2]
I know that I am not a pro
I've never played the game before
But please just for a moment listen to me
I don't wanna seem like a know-it-all
But you probably shouldn't crash into the wall
It might help you beat the map a little faster
[Chorus]
Stupid streamer needs my big brain
I'm a genius, he is dumb
[Verse 3]
He didn't see my great advice
I had no choice but to spam it twice
I know I hold the key to certain victory
It's been an hour of failed attempts
You're wasting my time and the points I spent
Can you please just beat the world record already?
[Chorus]
Stupid streamer needs my big brain
I'm a genius, he is dumb
[Verse 4]
You're missing a line that saves a ton
Which Hefest used when he got this run
I typed it in all caps so you could see it
Why doesn't he just do as I say?
He didn't ask for my help, but who cares anyway?
Streamer, I can help you, are you listening?
[Chorus]
Stupid streamer needs my big brain
I'm a genius, he is dumb
[Verse 5]
And now I'm somehow banned in chat
When all I tried to say was that
There is a possible shortcut in the ending
You only have to line up wide
Then nosebug to the other side
It's easy, try it or I'll have to kill you
[Chorus]
Stupid streamer needs my big brain
I'm a genius, he is dumb
Stupid streamer needs my big brain
I'm a genius, he is dumb
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