Chatting (Stupid Streamer)

[Verse 1]

I heard about a secret strat

That you could use to beat this map

I'm sure no one in chat has told it to ya

I learned it from a YouTube vid

Just copy what world record did

Wirtual, you're lacking critical information

[Chorus]

Stupid streamer needs my big brain

I'm a genius, he is dumb

[Verse 2]

I know that I am not a pro

I've never played the game before

But please just for a moment listen to me

I don't wanna seem like a know-it-all

But you probably shouldn't crash into the wall

It might help you beat the map a little faster

[Chorus]

Stupid streamer needs my big brain

I'm a genius, he is dumb

[Verse 3]

He didn't see my great advice

I had no choice but to spam it twice

I know I hold the key to certain victory

It's been an hour of failed attempts

You're wasting my time and the points I spent

Can you please just beat the world record already?

[Chorus]

Stupid streamer needs my big brain

I'm a genius, he is dumb

[Verse 4]

You're missing a line that saves a ton

Which Hefest used when he got this run

I typed it in all caps so you could see it

Why doesn't he just do as I say?

He didn't ask for my help, but who cares anyway?

Streamer, I can help you, are you listening?

[Chorus]

Stupid streamer needs my big brain

I'm a genius, he is dumb

[Verse 5]

And now I'm somehow banned in chat

When all I tried to say was that

There is a possible shortcut in the ending

You only have to line up wide

Then nosebug to the other side

It's easy, try it or I'll have to kill you

[Chorus]

Stupid streamer needs my big brain

I'm a genius, he is dumb

Stupid streamer needs my big brain

I'm a genius, he is dumb