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Zaanse Mayo Lyrics — Joost | Dork

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Joost
Zaanse Mayo Lyrics

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Zaanse Mayo

From Scandinavian Boy2017

Written by Joost, Mick Spek

Produced by Mick Spek

Lyrics

Zaanse Mayo

[Intro] Ey man, ik hou van jullie allemaal man Eh, wow Kom net uit de sauna, ben butt naked, nu in de studio Zo, Mick keek naar m'n dick enzo Dit was een mixtape man, dank jullie allemaal man Man! Ga niet meer naar de havo, maar bleef wel zwemmen in de Zaanse mayo De trein naar Leeuwarden rijdt nooit meer, excuses voor het ongemak Nooit meer Ik wil alleen maar Zaanse mayo (2x) Hij gaat niet meer naar de havo Hij wil alleen maar Zaanse mayo

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About this track

"Zaanse Mayo" is a song by Joost from the album Scandinavian Boy, released in 2017. The song was written by Joost, Mick Spek. It was produced by Mick Spek.

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