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Tracks
Joost
Scandinavian Boy
Zaanse Mayo

TRACK

Zaanse Mayo

Release date: 20th October 2017

From Scandinavian Boy

About This Track

"Zaanse Mayo" is a track by Joost, from the album Scandinavian Boy, released 20th October 2017. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Joost.

About the Artist

Joost

Joost

Lyrics

Zaanse Mayo

[Intro]

Ey man, ik hou van jullie allemaal man

Eh, wow

Kom net uit de sauna, ben butt naked, nu in de studio

Zo, Mick keek naar m'n dick enzo

Dit was een mixtape man, dank jullie allemaal man

Man!

Ga niet meer naar de havo, maar bleef wel zwemmen in de Zaanse mayo

De trein naar Leeuwarden rijdt nooit meer, excuses voor het ongemak

Nooit meer

Ik wil alleen maar Zaanse mayo (2x)

Hij gaat niet meer naar de havo

Hij wil alleen maar Zaanse mayo

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Track details

From Scandinavian Boy

2017

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Album

Scandinavian Boy

Release year

2017

—Bezem
—Scandinavian Boy
—Schoolshooter
—Zaanse Mayo
—Marktplaats
—Schijf van Vijf
—Milf
—Stoelendans
—Copy The Wave
—Papier Hier
—Kogels
—Netflix Und Chill
—Vrije Tijd

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Joost, Mick Spek
Producer: Mick Spek