Interlude

[Rick] Ehhh-Morty I need to chop your hands off Morty [Morty] What? w-why do you need to chop off my hands? [Rick] Ehh- it's a long story, I-I made a deal with a monkey that eh-h if I could get him two human hands then I would be able to get Josh's new album y'know? [Morty] O-oh Rick, I don't know about this I mean wh-why would he even need two human hands? Don't monkeys already have like- thumbs? L-Li-Like the whole concept just seems- seem-seems [Rick] M-Morty, I don't have time for these questions Do you wanna hear Josh's sick beats, and fire bars? Do you?! [Morty] Yes Rick I do, I know, I do [Rick] Ok here-h-heres an axe I'll just stand in the corner and watch [Morty] Wa-W-Wait a minute, I-I-I have to chop off my own hands? O-O-Once I chop off the first one- h-how-how am I supposed to chop off the other one? I'll only have- one hand [Mr. Poopybutthole] Ooo-wee lets listen to this album! [Morty] W-Wait, Mr. Poopybutthole? What are you doing here? [Mr. Poopybutthole] I'll chop off your hands Morty! [Morty] Oh geez