Interlude

[Rick]

Ehhh-Morty I need to chop your hands off Morty

[Morty]

What? w-why do you need to chop off my hands?

[Rick]

Ehh- it's a long story, I-I made a deal with a monkey that eh-h if I could get him two human hands then I would be able to get Josh's new album y'know?

[Morty]

O-oh Rick, I don't know about this

I mean wh-why would he even need two human hands?

Don't monkeys already have like- thumbs?

L-Li-Like the whole concept just seems- seem-seems

[Rick]

M-Morty, I don't have time for these questions

Do you wanna hear Josh's sick beats, and fire bars?

Do you?!

[Morty]

Yes Rick I do, I know, I do

[Rick]

Ok here-h-heres an axe

I'll just stand in the corner and watch

[Morty]

Wa-W-Wait a minute, I-I-I have to chop off my own hands?

O-O-Once I chop off the first one- h-how-how am I supposed to chop off the other one?

I'll only have- one hand

[Mr. Poopybutthole]

Ooo-wee lets listen to this album!

[Morty]

W-Wait, Mr. Poopybutthole?

What are you doing here?

[Mr. Poopybutthole]

I'll chop off your hands Morty!

[Morty]

Oh geez