Flight Attendant

[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] When I was a little baby A momma's boy, no one could save me From those kids at school They would bully, they would tease They would taunt me, haunt me [Chorus] "You're such a pretty boy" "You're such a pretty boy" "You're such a pretty boy" "You're such a pretty boy" [Verse 2] Fear, I grew up so scared The bible belt Redneck lifestyle, one day I'll fly free In the airplanes, where's my seat? Where's my champagne? Champange? [Chorus] I'm such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy [Bridge] Heaven knows the lengths I'd go to please them every day They don't even notice when I'm down [Chorus] Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy [Outro] The hotels were closed and the airport was clean I was stranded alone in my southwest dream The hotels were closed and the airport was clean I was stranded alone in my southwest dream [Instrumental Outro]