Flight Attendant

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]

When I was a little baby

A momma's boy, no one could save me

From those kids at school

They would bully, they would tease

They would taunt me, haunt me

[Chorus]

"You're such a pretty boy"

"You're such a pretty boy"

"You're such a pretty boy"

"You're such a pretty boy"

[Verse 2]

Fear, I grew up so scared

The bible belt

Redneck lifestyle, one day I'll fly free

In the airplanes, where's my seat?

Where's my champagne? Champange?

[Chorus]

I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

[Bridge]

Heaven knows the lengths I'd go to please them every day

They don't even notice when I'm down

[Chorus]

Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

[Outro]

The hotels were closed and the airport was clean

I was stranded alone in my southwest dream

The hotels were closed and the airport was clean

I was stranded alone in my southwest dream

[Instrumental Outro]