Mr. Wankerman

[Intro] Hmm Mr., Mr Mr., do you hear me? Uh [Chorus] Mr. Wankerman I get so tired Of your shit Yes, I do, hmm Mr. Wankerman You got no respect, no, no You're selfish Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are [Verse 1] I've been checking my clock Wouldn't it be worth a lot If you would just call me, boy? (Call me, boy) We've been talking a lot Saying it'd be worth a shot Saying that you want to fall (You want to fall) [Pre-Chorus 1] Wouldn't it be nice if you would turn up? Maybe once or twice you'd pick the phone up Shout it to my heart to know you won't be true I keep hoping that I'll sober Maybe realize it's over Will I ever see a change in you? You, hey [Chorus] Mr. Wankerman I get so tired Of your shit (Hmm) Hmm Mr. Wankerman You got no respect, no You're selfish Yes, you are (Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are) Hmm [Verse 2] Ain't got enough mistakes On my page for it all You got me fucked You got me fucked, baby There was a time when I cried Now I don't care at all Now I'm just bored I'm so bored [Pre-Chorus 2] See, it's the same of something stupid Had a falling out with Cupid Told me fairy tales of someone with a heart My Prince Charming took a wrong turn When it sings and never came over Will you smile and laugh when you're alone? Will you smile, baby? [Chorus] You're Mr. Wankerman I get so tired Of your shit (Hmm-hmm) Yes, I do, love Mr. Wankerman You got no respect, no, no You're selfish Yes, you are (Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are) Hmm [Post-Chorus] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Yeah Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Mr. Wankerman, hey, there Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Mr., Mr., yeah, Mr. Wankerman Yeah, ye-ye-ye-yeah [Chorus] Mr. Wankerman I get so tired Of your shit Hmm Mr. Wankerman You got no respect, no You're selfish Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are Hmm [Interlude] Mr. Wankerman, I'm gonna I'm gonna let my band tell you something worth thinking about Tell him for me, tell him for me now [Instrumental] [Chorus] Mr., yeah Mr Mr. Wankerman Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah Mr. Wankerman I'm so tired We all tired Every single one of us here We're sick and tired We're sick and tired of your shit [Instrumental] [Chorus] Ooh, yeah Ooh Hmm Mm-hmm Mr. Wankerman I've been so tired of Of your shit Along with everything else, baby Mr. Wankerman You got no respect for your lady And you're selfish Yes, you are, yes, you are Mr. Wankerman (Wanker!) Yeah, yeah Mr. Wankerman (Wanker!) Yeah, yeah Mr. Wankerman (Wanker!) You a wankerman Yeah, yeah, yeah [Bridge] I put up with your shit for such a long time, hey I'm not gonna take no more No, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm tired, baby Can't you see that I'm tired, love? I even had to, I had to write song about it It's ridiculous, yeah To get you off my chest Out of my head Out of my life for good, baby 'Cause you're just a silly, little wankerman and Not worth it Silly, little man, yeah, yeah, yeah Doo-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru La, la, la, la, la, la (Doo-ru-ru-ru) Moving on, moving on (Doo-ru-ru-ru) Moving on, moving on to someone (You wankerman) Taller Cuter (You wankerman) Nicer And all the way better (You wankerman) And everything (You wankerman) Everything I need, no, dear, yeah (You wankerman) (You wankerman) You just so silly, baby (You wankerman) Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm, yeah (You wankerman) (You wanker) You wankerman [Outro] Thank you for Dusty, love She's real cute And thank you for the lyrics, love They really helped me out Thank you for growing me up Mm-hmm, I lost a lot of trust with you But I'm wiser for it Yes, I am Now you can go on, boy Don't turn around Just keep walking (Keep on walking) Walking (Keep on walking) Mr. Wankerman Wanker (Keep on walking) Yes (Keep on walking) (Keep on walking) Walking Walking, baby (Keep on walking) (Keep on walking) You got a couple issues in your head (Keep on walking) (Keep on walking) Nothing but a no-good, dirty, ugly asshole (Keep on walking) Maybe that was a little harsh (Keep on walking) (Keep...) Walking, walking Keep on bouncing, keep, yeah (Keep on bouncing) Keep on bouncing (Ba-ba, bouncing) (Ba-ba, bouncing) Yeah (Ba-ba, bouncing) Step, step, stepping (Ba-ba, bouncing) Keep on stepping (Ba-ba, bouncing) Keep on moving on One foot in front of the other (Keep on moving) (Walking, moving) (Keep on...) Yeah Get the fuck out of my face, bitch That's a keeper Bitch Yeah, can read it like that? Oh, you're a wankerman You know you're a wankerman You're so but a wankerman Mr. Wankerman, you Yes He's such a twat Anybody see "War of the Worlds"? We should put that on Yeah Oh, great Huh? I don't know why it's funny...