Mr. Wankerman

[Intro]

Hmm

Mr., Mr

Mr., do you hear me?

Uh

[Chorus]

Mr. Wankerman

I get so tired

Of your shit

Yes, I do, hmm

Mr. Wankerman

You got no respect, no, no

You're selfish

Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are

[Verse 1]

I've been checking my clock

Wouldn't it be worth a lot

If you would just call me, boy? (Call me, boy)

We've been talking a lot

Saying it'd be worth a shot

Saying that you want to fall (You want to fall)

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Wouldn't it be nice if you would turn up?

Maybe once or twice you'd pick the phone up

Shout it to my heart to know you won't be true

I keep hoping that I'll sober

Maybe realize it's over

Will I ever see a change in you?

You, hey

[Chorus]

Mr. Wankerman

I get so tired

Of your shit (Hmm)

Hmm

Mr. Wankerman

You got no respect, no

You're selfish

Yes, you are (Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are)

Hmm

[Verse 2]

Ain't got enough mistakes

On my page for it all

You got me fucked

You got me fucked, baby

There was a time when I cried

Now I don't care at all

Now I'm just bored

I'm so bored

[Pre-Chorus 2]

See, it's the same of something stupid

Had a falling out with Cupid

Told me fairy tales of someone with a heart

My Prince Charming took a wrong turn

When it sings and never came over

Will you smile and laugh when you're alone?

Will you smile, baby?

[Chorus]

You're Mr. Wankerman

I get so tired

Of your shit (Hmm-hmm)

Yes, I do, love

Mr. Wankerman

You got no respect, no, no

You're selfish

Yes, you are (Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are)

Hmm

[Post-Chorus]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh

Ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Yeah

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Mr. Wankerman, hey, there

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Mr., Mr., yeah, Mr. Wankerman

Yeah, ye-ye-ye-yeah

[Chorus]

Mr. Wankerman

I get so tired

Of your shit

Hmm

Mr. Wankerman

You got no respect, no

You're selfish

Yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are

Hmm

[Interlude]

Mr. Wankerman, I'm gonna

I'm gonna let my band tell you something worth thinking about

Tell him for me, tell him for me now

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]

Mr., yeah

Mr

Mr. Wankerman

Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

Mr. Wankerman

I'm so tired

We all tired

Every single one of us here

We're sick and tired

We're sick and tired of your shit

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]

Ooh, yeah

Ooh

Hmm

Mm-hmm

Mr. Wankerman

I've been so tired of

Of your shit

Along with everything else, baby

Mr. Wankerman

You got no respect for your lady

And you're selfish

Yes, you are, yes, you are

Mr. Wankerman (Wanker!)

Yeah, yeah

Mr. Wankerman (Wanker!)

Yeah, yeah

Mr. Wankerman (Wanker!)

You a wankerman

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Bridge]

I put up with your shit for such a long time, hey

I'm not gonna take no more

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'm tired, baby

Can't you see that I'm tired, love?

I even had to, I had to write song about it

It's ridiculous, yeah

To get you off my chest

Out of my head

Out of my life for good, baby

'Cause you're just a silly, little wankerman and

Not worth it

Silly, little man, yeah, yeah, yeah

Doo-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru

La, la, la, la, la, la

(Doo-ru-ru-ru)

Moving on, moving on

(Doo-ru-ru-ru)

Moving on, moving on to someone

(You wankerman)

Taller

Cuter

(You wankerman)

Nicer

And all the way better

(You wankerman)

And everything

(You wankerman)

Everything I need, no, dear, yeah

(You wankerman)

(You wankerman)

You just so silly, baby

(You wankerman)

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm, yeah

(You wankerman)

(You wanker)

You wankerman

[Outro]

Thank you for Dusty, love

She's real cute

And thank you for the lyrics, love

They really helped me out

Thank you for growing me up

Mm-hmm, I lost a lot of trust with you

But I'm wiser for it

Yes, I am

Now you can go on, boy

Don't turn around

Just keep walking

(Keep on walking)

Walking

(Keep on walking)

Mr. Wankerman

Wanker

(Keep on walking)

Yes

(Keep on walking)

(Keep on walking)

Walking

Walking, baby

(Keep on walking)

(Keep on walking)

You got a couple issues in your head

(Keep on walking)

(Keep on walking)

Nothing but a no-good, dirty, ugly asshole

(Keep on walking)

Maybe that was a little harsh

(Keep on walking)

(Keep...)

Walking, walking

Keep on bouncing, keep, yeah

(Keep on bouncing)

Keep on bouncing

(Ba-ba, bouncing)

(Ba-ba, bouncing)

Yeah

(Ba-ba, bouncing)

Step, step, stepping

(Ba-ba, bouncing)

Keep on stepping

(Ba-ba, bouncing)

Keep on moving on

One foot in front of the other

(Keep on moving)

(Walking, moving)

(Keep on...)

Yeah

Get the fuck out of my face, bitch

That's a keeper

Bitch

Yeah, can read it like that?

Oh, you're a wankerman

You know you're a wankerman

You're so but a wankerman

Mr. Wankerman, you

Yes

He's such a twat

Anybody see "War of the Worlds"?

We should put that on

Yeah

Oh, great

Huh?

I don't know why it's funny...