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Five Beer Plan Lyrics — Joyce Manor | Dork

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Five Beer Plan

From Songs from Northern Torrance2020

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Five Beer Plan

Take a lover's nap Shut your little trap It's a pleasure cruise When you're born to lose And if I told you so Would you act like you know And at the driving range You're shouting fire away As I'm feeling strange Thought of taking my life And then I told you so I fucking told you so

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"Five Beer Plan" is a song by Joyce Manor from the album Songs from Northern Torrance, released in 2020.

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