Screening Evaluation (Skit)

[Skit: Joyner's Doctor and Child Joyner] So listen, buddy, I'm gonna give you a little test, okay? Okay Is that okay, buddy? This test is call a Rorschach test And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you So we can see how smart you really are And Joyner, you're only eight years old, correct? Yes Wow, you're such a big boy Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay? Okay Okay, let's start with this one What do you see in this picture, buddy? A butterfly Yes, that is absolutely correct What a smart boy you are, that is a butterfly Wow, okay, how about this picture? That's a television And that's another correct answer Good job, buddy, you might be a genius How about this one? That's a basketball Joyner, you are so amazing Another great answer, that is a basketball I don't even know if I could've got that one right Such a smart, smart boy Okay, how about this one? That's a condom We're gonna try this again You better not fuck up this time That's a, that's a condom Joyner, I just called you a smart boy Please don't make me regret that statement You know what? Let's just try another picture Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture Uh, that looks like a loaded gun? We're gonna try this again And you better not fuck up this time I said it's a loaded gun What are you, a fucking retard? Are you stupid? Mentally challenged? What the fuck is the matter with you? I'm sorry I'm trying to help you Look at the fucking picture I am, I'm trying, I'm looking Look at the fucking picture!