Screening Evaluation (Skit)

[Skit: Joyner's Doctor and Child Joyner]

So listen, buddy, I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?

Okay

Is that okay, buddy?

This test is call a Rorschach test

And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you

So we can see how smart you really are

And Joyner, you're only eight years old, correct?

Yes

Wow, you're such a big boy

Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures

And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?

Okay

Okay, let's start with this one

What do you see in this picture, buddy?

A butterfly

Yes, that is absolutely correct

What a smart boy you are, that is a butterfly

Wow, okay, how about this picture?

That's a television

And that's another correct answer

Good job, buddy, you might be a genius

How about this one?

That's a basketball

Joyner, you are so amazing

Another great answer, that is a basketball

I don't even know if I could've got that one right

Such a smart, smart boy

Okay, how about this one?

That's a condom

We're gonna try this again

You better not fuck up this time

That's a, that's a condom

Joyner, I just called you a smart boy

Please don't make me regret that statement

You know what? Let's just try another picture

Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture

Uh, that looks like a loaded gun?

We're gonna try this again

And you better not fuck up this time

I said it's a loaded gun

What are you, a fucking retard?

Are you stupid?

Mentally challenged?

What the fuck is the matter with you?

I'm sorry

I'm trying to help you

Look at the fucking picture

I am, I'm trying, I'm looking

Look at the fucking picture!