Uncaged

[Intro: Skullkruncher] So Nicolas Cage is playing Joe Exotic? It's a terrible casting man! Ha ha, he should be playing the Tiger! [Verse 1: Face/Off (Skullkruncher)] Step to the Cage, and Nic is quick to rip ya face off Just like he did in my favorite film, Face/Off Ya know the one where he and Sean Archer faced off? Swapped places, put each other's face on? But I'm not John Travolta, I'm Castor Troy I like my guns gold-plated and I'll cap your boy, oh Better get off that carousel, I'll shoot ya But I'll never grab your ass without a "Hallelujah" [Verse 2: Raising Arizona (Dreaded Yasuke)] Wait, Joe Exotic getting played by Nicolas All he has to do is look likе he's got syphilis Be the Tigеr king you gotta lower your appraisal And just like in Raising Arizona, gotta snatch kids from cradles That movie's crazy, kidnap a baby out of his carriage Getting beat down heavily just to fix his broken marriage An underrated film, hope he won't break character around The Tiger amateurs going straight for another limb [Verse 3: National Treasure (Achievement Hunter)] Cast your mind back fifty five hundred days The take of a life is in the sight of one Benjamin Gates Historian delving deep into the artifacts and tracks Like the Indiana Jones of America's past A fist of cash for your leisure in your pocket is the game Got a National Treasure on the docket for today But never say the Ben Gates has ever been late to a date With Ben Frank's traces scattered in the United States [Verse 4: Ghost Rider (GameboyJones)] Stepping to Nicolas, you gon' feel that Johnny Blaze With the penance stare, he can take you out in just one gaze Wasn't in the MCU, but he still paved the way For all these other Marvel movies breaking records till this day Got that fire head, and I ain't talking foreplay Also brought some chains, and again they ain't for play Rotten Tomatoes critics thinking that their all that Ghost Rider bout to pull up and leave their skulls cracked [Verse 5: The Wicker Man (The Stupendium)] When you think Wicker, you might think furniture Not Nick Cage facing crazy pagan murderers Officer Malus wants a little girl returned But you just gotta ask the critics to see how it got burned Had to fight for his life through apiary acolytes See, the Sisters want some honey so they need a sacrifice It's hard to bear but at least we got the memes Not the bees, not the bees, not the bees, not the bees! [Verse 6: The Sorcerer's Apprentice (VideoGameRapBattles)] Oh no, let's cut the rappin', let's make some magic happen We watchin' wizards wielding plasma, lighting up Manhattan When Cage be rocking mops on top then brother know that it's true He's trainin' up a new Apprentice like Kenobi would do Ooh yuh, Balthar that's the Blake yuh, here to mentor Dave yuh An immortal warlock played by the immortal Cage yuh Critics must be under mind control with all the hate yuh This a magic movie that's more epic than Fantasia [Verse 7: 8MM (Omega Sparx)] I'm Tom Wales, I sat in that arm chair Palms started to swell, I was watching a Bombshell A girl stabbed to death, Mary Ann, had to make a plan, private eye Trying to find the guy in the mask disguise A deep dive in the world of porn and snuff I'm back for revenge, Big Eddie, your warnings up Killed the machine when rage started to fill up I saw the biggest secrets lies up in Eight Millimeters [Chorus: Skullkruncher & Andrea Storm Kaden] Because Nicolas Cage is the Tiger The type of man who cannot be tamed So when you try to Cage up the Tiger You'll bring the Tiger right out the Cage [Verse 8: Wild At Heart (MC Lars)] Nick Cage and David Lynch, what a tight combo In "Wild At Heart", Sailor Ripley was the bomb yo With a snakeskin jacket, representing symbolically His individuality and freedom hyperbolically With Wizard of Oz references through out Cage becomes a father, but Laura Dern is left in doubt Will he love her tender? When he's out of prison? A violent fairy tale full of very poor decisions [Verse 9: Snake Eyes (NerdOut)] Peep the sequence, local cop got some sleazy secrets Beautiful wife and a girlfriend that he can sleep with Placing bets, Mondo! Dressing up like Don Ho Got an eye on a blonde he's trying to take back to his condo Whoa! Assassination in Atlantic City, save the victim Spitting blood on this corrupt system But Lil' Ricky rolled Snake Eyes, it's that easy The house wins, but hey, at least he got on TV [Verse 10: Con Air (Bonecage)] Eight years and I didn't crack I bought a bunny and I'll bring it back He's in a bag in a box in a tube That's rolling through the sky with a whole lotta rude dudes A weak man might raise hands to the sky Yelling why me, wiping cold sweat from his eyebrow I'll be me, you can be John Malkovich Either way put the bunny in the box bitch [Verse 11: Lord Of War (Vinny Noose)] Lord Of War, best movie in the arsenal Nick Cage rages crazy as an animal Did a line of blow, but mixed it with gunpowder Sellin' more weapons, to all sides control and power Did it for his country so he'll never get caught Even Interpol agents starring Ethan Hawke And a brother Jared Leto, can't get over the coke Nick so tough he doesn't cry watching Jared gets smoked [Verse 12: Vampire's Kiss (Andrea Storm Kaden & Skullkruncher)] When the sun goes down, out come the nightcrawlers And I'm about to get some blood on your white collar I'll bite your neck, send you into wild bliss Have a Band-Aid handy for my Vampire's Kiss Call you Guano - you gone batshit I mean Peter, what even is that accent? (Oh god) Are you Nosferatu? Or could you be fakin'? Either way, throw your shades on, and keep your cheap fangs in [Verse 13: Windtalkers (ChewieCatt)] Return of the king, not the Tiger just remember Cage in his veteran role Joe Enders Wind talking through all the fire and the embers Based on true events, but it is Cage that we remember Nobody can argue the heat that he brought us, got us fubar People are dying, but we are complying, cuz he is my sarge Yeah you know he's untouchable, actor and chameleon Disappear in every role I wish that I could meet him [Chorus: Skullkruncher & Andrea Storm Kaden] Because Nicolas Cage is the Tiger The type of man who cannot be tamed So when you try to Cage up the Tiger You'll bring the Tiger right out the Cage Now listen this is the Nicolas Cage cypher Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain So if you think you can Cage up the Tiger You'll bring the Tiger right out the Cage [Verse 14: Kick Ass (Patfan)] Big daddy in your warehouse, ready to ass kick Along with Hit Girl and our sidekick, Asskick Me and my daughter leave your guts on the walls "Let's get sundaes after!" Good call, baby doll Ex-cop vigilante, but I'm incognito You're about to meet the Reaper Frank D'Mico Take cover child! Quick, hit the lights! Now switch to Kryptonite! [Verse 15: Moonstruck (Funhaus)] Next up, Moonstruck, romantic leading man Get the big knife, Camerierie lost his hand! Tickets to the opera, Loretta lookin' pretty Howl at the moon, this is New York City! Will Ronnie betray His brother who's away? Olympia Dukakis Tryna get her rocks off Call Frasier's dad and take him out to dinner So sorry, Nick, Cher's the Oscar winner [Verse 16: Adaptation (Dan Bull)] This is the first person narrative voice of Charlie Kaufman Trying to make a rap about a book but the outcome's Not forthcoming, I've got writer's block So let me pass to someone's who actually likes hip hop My brother Donald taking over the script, a lyrical wrecking ball That's pushing weight and moving bricks, that isn't a metaphor I never mind the fourth, I break the fifth damn wall Yeah, I look OK, I admit it man, I'm Dan Bull [Verse 17: Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse (Rustage)] Call me Peter Parker but I'm from the nineteen thirtys Let the match run down to my fingers so I can feel it burning Soul is hurting, death I'm flirting, perfect when I'm rhyming words I'll stay repping, pulled into the webbing of the Spider-Verse Beating up Nazis, the force of my punches is knocking them into the ground Wow, I'm feeling profound, it's sickening seeing the state of the nation we've found Uh, Spider-Noir, there's a reason why we have to fight Don't talk about morality because to me it's black and white [Verse 18: The Rock (Rockit Gaming)] The year is ninety six when Nick wasn't a risk Michael Bay said stick him in the Rock and it'll be a hit You've got James Bond calling the shots Underneath the shower making future Call Of Duty plots A classic case of chemical warfare An upset general cause he's losing his own hair The Cage yet again, part of action history Saving San Francisco from what could've been it's misery [Verse 19: Mandy (Neebs Gaming)] They call me Red, even tho my neck ain't Middle-name is Revenge, and I'll get straight With the cult that killed my Mandy, damn I'll knock back some vodka, don't need any pants Got an axe to grind, but first to forge one Pick up a chainsaw, and forget your sword, son I'll take a lot of licks, now I'm trippin' balls They ripped my favorite shirt, now I'll kill 'em all [Chorus: Skullkruncher & Andrea Storm Kaden] Because Nicolas Cage is the Tiger The type of man who cannot be tamed So when you try to Cage up the Tiger You'll bring the Tiger right out the Cage Now listen this is the Nicolas Cage cypher Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain So if you think you can Cage up the Tiger You'll bring the Tiger right out the Cage