Uncaged

[Intro: Skullkruncher]

So Nicolas Cage is playing Joe Exotic? It's a terrible casting man! Ha ha, he should be playing the Tiger!

[Verse 1: Face/Off (Skullkruncher)]

Step to the Cage, and Nic is quick to rip ya face off

Just like he did in my favorite film, Face/Off

Ya know the one where he and Sean Archer faced off?

Swapped places, put each other's face on?

But I'm not John Travolta, I'm Castor Troy

I like my guns gold-plated and I'll cap your boy, oh

Better get off that carousel, I'll shoot ya

But I'll never grab your ass without a "Hallelujah"

[Verse 2: Raising Arizona (Dreaded Yasuke)]

Wait, Joe Exotic getting played by Nicolas

All he has to do is look likе he's got syphilis

Be the Tigеr king you gotta lower your appraisal

And just like in Raising Arizona, gotta snatch kids from cradles

That movie's crazy, kidnap a baby out of his carriage

Getting beat down heavily just to fix his broken marriage

An underrated film, hope he won't break character around

The Tiger amateurs going straight for another limb

[Verse 3: National Treasure (Achievement Hunter)]

Cast your mind back fifty five hundred days

The take of a life is in the sight of one Benjamin Gates

Historian delving deep into the artifacts and tracks

Like the Indiana Jones of America's past

A fist of cash for your leisure in your pocket is the game

Got a National Treasure on the docket for today

But never say the Ben Gates has ever been late to a date

With Ben Frank's traces scattered in the United States

[Verse 4: Ghost Rider (GameboyJones)]

Stepping to Nicolas, you gon' feel that Johnny Blaze

With the penance stare, he can take you out in just one gaze

Wasn't in the MCU, but he still paved the way

For all these other Marvel movies breaking records till this day

Got that fire head, and I ain't talking foreplay

Also brought some chains, and again they ain't for play

Rotten Tomatoes critics thinking that their all that

Ghost Rider bout to pull up and leave their skulls cracked

[Verse 5: The Wicker Man (The Stupendium)]

When you think Wicker, you might think furniture

Not Nick Cage facing crazy pagan murderers

Officer Malus wants a little girl returned

But you just gotta ask the critics to see how it got burned

Had to fight for his life through apiary acolytes

See, the Sisters want some honey so they need a sacrifice

It's hard to bear but at least we got the memes

Not the bees, not the bees, not the bees, not the bees!

[Verse 6: The Sorcerer's Apprentice (VideoGameRapBattles)]

Oh no, let's cut the rappin', let's make some magic happen

We watchin' wizards wielding plasma, lighting up Manhattan

When Cage be rocking mops on top then brother know that it's true

He's trainin' up a new Apprentice like Kenobi would do

Ooh yuh, Balthar that's the Blake yuh, here to mentor Dave yuh

An immortal warlock played by the immortal Cage yuh

Critics must be under mind control with all the hate yuh

This a magic movie that's more epic than Fantasia

[Verse 7: 8MM (Omega Sparx)]

I'm Tom Wales, I sat in that arm chair

Palms started to swell, I was watching a Bombshell

A girl stabbed to death, Mary Ann, had to make a plan, private eye

Trying to find the guy in the mask disguise

A deep dive in the world of porn and snuff

I'm back for revenge, Big Eddie, your warnings up

Killed the machine when rage started to fill up

I saw the biggest secrets lies up in Eight Millimeters

[Chorus: Skullkruncher & Andrea Storm Kaden]

Because Nicolas Cage is the Tiger

The type of man who cannot be tamed

So when you try to Cage up the Tiger

You'll bring the Tiger right out the Cage

[Verse 8: Wild At Heart (MC Lars)]

Nick Cage and David Lynch, what a tight combo

In "Wild At Heart", Sailor Ripley was the bomb yo

With a snakeskin jacket, representing symbolically

His individuality and freedom hyperbolically

With Wizard of Oz references through out

Cage becomes a father, but Laura Dern is left in doubt

Will he love her tender? When he's out of prison?

A violent fairy tale full of very poor decisions

[Verse 9: Snake Eyes (NerdOut)]

Peep the sequence, local cop got some sleazy secrets

Beautiful wife and a girlfriend that he can sleep with

Placing bets, Mondo! Dressing up like Don Ho

Got an eye on a blonde he's trying to take back to his condo

Whoa! Assassination in Atlantic City, save the victim

Spitting blood on this corrupt system

But Lil' Ricky rolled Snake Eyes, it's that easy

The house wins, but hey, at least he got on TV

[Verse 10: Con Air (Bonecage)]

Eight years and I didn't crack

I bought a bunny and I'll bring it back

He's in a bag in a box in a tube

That's rolling through the sky with a whole lotta rude dudes

A weak man might raise hands to the sky

Yelling why me, wiping cold sweat from his eyebrow

I'll be me, you can be John Malkovich

Either way put the bunny in the box bitch

[Verse 11: Lord Of War (Vinny Noose)]

Lord Of War, best movie in the arsenal

Nick Cage rages crazy as an animal

Did a line of blow, but mixed it with gunpowder

Sellin' more weapons, to all sides control and power

Did it for his country so he'll never get caught

Even Interpol agents starring Ethan Hawke

And a brother Jared Leto, can't get over the coke

Nick so tough he doesn't cry watching Jared gets smoked

[Verse 12: Vampire's Kiss (Andrea Storm Kaden & Skullkruncher)]

When the sun goes down, out come the nightcrawlers

And I'm about to get some blood on your white collar

I'll bite your neck, send you into wild bliss

Have a Band-Aid handy for my Vampire's Kiss

Call you Guano - you gone batshit

I mean Peter, what even is that accent? (Oh god)

Are you Nosferatu? Or could you be fakin'?

Either way, throw your shades on, and keep your cheap fangs in

[Verse 13: Windtalkers (ChewieCatt)]

Return of the king, not the Tiger just remember

Cage in his veteran role Joe Enders

Wind talking through all the fire and the embers

Based on true events, but it is Cage that we remember

Nobody can argue the heat that he brought us, got us fubar

People are dying, but we are complying, cuz he is my sarge

Yeah you know he's untouchable, actor and chameleon

Disappear in every role I wish that I could meet him

[Chorus: Skullkruncher & Andrea Storm Kaden]

Because Nicolas Cage is the Tiger

The type of man who cannot be tamed

So when you try to Cage up the Tiger

You'll bring the Tiger right out the Cage

Now listen this is the Nicolas Cage cypher

Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain

So if you think you can Cage up the Tiger

You'll bring the Tiger right out the Cage

[Verse 14: Kick Ass (Patfan)]

Big daddy in your warehouse, ready to ass kick

Along with Hit Girl and our sidekick, Asskick

Me and my daughter leave your guts on the walls

"Let's get sundaes after!" Good call, baby doll

Ex-cop vigilante, but I'm incognito

You're about to meet the Reaper Frank D'Mico

Take cover child! Quick, hit the lights!

Now switch to Kryptonite!

[Verse 15: Moonstruck (Funhaus)]

Next up, Moonstruck, romantic leading man

Get the big knife, Camerierie lost his hand!

Tickets to the opera, Loretta lookin' pretty

Howl at the moon, this is New York City!

Will Ronnie betray

His brother who's away?

Olympia Dukakis

Tryna get her rocks off

Call Frasier's dad and take him out to dinner

So sorry, Nick, Cher's the Oscar winner

[Verse 16: Adaptation (Dan Bull)]

This is the first person narrative voice of Charlie Kaufman

Trying to make a rap about a book but the outcome's

Not forthcoming, I've got writer's block

So let me pass to someone's who actually likes hip hop

My brother Donald taking over the script, a lyrical wrecking ball

That's pushing weight and moving bricks, that isn't a metaphor

I never mind the fourth, I break the fifth damn wall

Yeah, I look OK, I admit it man, I'm Dan Bull

[Verse 17: Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse (Rustage)]

Call me Peter Parker but I'm from the nineteen thirtys

Let the match run down to my fingers so I can feel it burning

Soul is hurting, death I'm flirting, perfect when I'm rhyming words

I'll stay repping, pulled into the webbing of the Spider-Verse

Beating up Nazis, the force of my punches is knocking them into the ground

Wow, I'm feeling profound, it's sickening seeing the state of the nation we've found

Uh, Spider-Noir, there's a reason why we have to fight

Don't talk about morality because to me it's black and white

[Verse 18: The Rock (Rockit Gaming)]

The year is ninety six when Nick wasn't a risk

Michael Bay said stick him in the Rock and it'll be a hit

You've got James Bond calling the shots

Underneath the shower making future Call Of Duty plots

A classic case of chemical warfare

An upset general cause he's losing his own hair

The Cage yet again, part of action history

Saving San Francisco from what could've been it's misery

[Verse 19: Mandy (Neebs Gaming)]

They call me Red, even tho my neck ain't

Middle-name is Revenge, and I'll get straight

With the cult that killed my Mandy, damn

I'll knock back some vodka, don't need any pants

Got an axe to grind, but first to forge one

Pick up a chainsaw, and forget your sword, son

I'll take a lot of licks, now I'm trippin' balls

They ripped my favorite shirt, now I'll kill 'em all

[Chorus: Skullkruncher & Andrea Storm Kaden]

Because Nicolas Cage is the Tiger

The type of man who cannot be tamed

So when you try to Cage up the Tiger

You'll bring the Tiger right out the Cage

Now listen this is the Nicolas Cage cypher

Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain

So if you think you can Cage up the Tiger

You'll bring the Tiger right out the Cage