Taxman

Let me tell you how it'll be There's one for you Heh-mm, and nineteen for me 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman (I mean, it's rough) Now, dig this Should five percent appear too small Just be thankful, heh I don't take it all The taxman is somethin' else, isn't he? 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman Now, dig this If you drive a truck, I'll tax the street If you try to fix it, I'll tax your seat If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat And if you take a walk (Now, this is awful...) I'll tax your feet 'Cause I'm the taxman (Mm, it's awful) Now, don't ask me what it's for Hmph, if you don't want to pay, and pay some more 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman Now, dig this Now, my advice for those who die (This is awful, heh) Beware the pennies on your eyes 'Cause I'm the taxman Yes, I'm the taxman And you're working for me No one, heh heh, but me The taxman is rough He can come and get you any time he wanna, heh Can you believe he can come and get your old lady? Ha ha That taxman is a trip!