Taxman

Let me tell you how it'll be

There's one for you

Heh-mm, and nineteen for me

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman (I mean, it's rough)

Now, dig this

Should five percent appear too small

Just be thankful, heh

I don't take it all

The taxman is somethin' else, isn't he?

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Now, dig this

If you drive a truck, I'll tax the street

If you try to fix it, I'll tax your seat

If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat

And if you take a walk (Now, this is awful...) I'll tax your feet

'Cause I'm the taxman

(Mm, it's awful)

Now, don't ask me what it's for

Hmph, if you don't want to pay, and pay some more

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Now, dig this

Now, my advice for those who die (This is awful, heh)

Beware the pennies on your eyes

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yes, I'm the taxman

And you're working for me

No one, heh heh,  but me

The taxman is rough

He can come and get you any time he wanna, heh

Can you believe he can come and get your old lady? Ha ha

That taxman is a trip!