Beer Ain't One

[Verse 1] Silverado broke down, Roscoe ran off, I can't quit dipping My boot blew out, that sink is backed up there in the kitchen I lost a hundred on the spread on the boys in Dallas My ex moved into a penthouse palace It's been one hell of a week, I know just what it needs [Chorus] Twelve ounces, sitting on ice Suddenly everything's feeling alright Catch a little smile, sipping on suds Drink going down, world looking up It ain't all that bad when it's said and done I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one [Verse 2] Nothing holds my hand, nothing kisses my lips, does what it does to me Fits in like a glove, with my friends at a bar, at a gamе in a koozie [Chorus] Like twelvе ounces, sitting on ice Suddenly everything's feeling alright Catch a little smile, sipping on suds Drink's going down, world's looking up It ain't all that bad when it's said and done I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one [Post-Chorus] Yeah, but this one's getting low [Bridge] When the rain's coming down and the sun ain't shining That silver bullet is my silver lining [Chorus] Twelve ounces, sitting on ice Suddenly everything's feeling alright Catch a little smile, sipping on suds Drink's going down, world's looking up It ain't all that bad when it's said and done I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one [Outro] Ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one