Beer Ain't One

[Verse 1]

Silverado broke down, Roscoe ran off, I can't quit dipping

My boot blew out, that sink is backed up there in the kitchen

I lost a hundred on the spread on the boys in Dallas

My ex moved into a penthouse palace

It's been one hell of a week, I know just what it needs

[Chorus]

Twelve ounces, sitting on ice

Suddenly everything's feeling alright

Catch a little smile, sipping on suds

Drink going down, world looking up

It ain't all that bad when it's said and done

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

[Verse 2]

Nothing holds my hand, nothing kisses my lips, does what it does to me

Fits in like a glove, with my friends at a bar, at a gamе in a koozie

[Chorus]

Like twelvе ounces, sitting on ice

Suddenly everything's feeling alright

Catch a little smile, sipping on suds

Drink's going down, world's looking up

It ain't all that bad when it's said and done

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

[Post-Chorus]

Yeah, but this one's getting low

[Bridge]

When the rain's coming down and the sun ain't shining

That silver bullet is my silver lining

[Chorus]

Twelve ounces, sitting on ice

Suddenly everything's feeling alright

Catch a little smile, sipping on suds

Drink's going down, world's looking up

It ain't all that bad when it's said and done

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

[Outro]

Ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one