Leonard

Why did people start calling me that? It all, Louie all started from, um Originally, it came from Hoy Oh, Rich? It starts with Rich Hoy Lou, it started with him And he used to call me Louis J all the time And then it just progressed from there And then all of a sudden, it's like, then you used to started doin' these I'm goin' like, "Lou, what the hell is goin' on?" And then your mother capitalized on Lou only, she loved Lou She called you Lou all the time, exclusively, for the rest of your life Whereas I would switch up, Leonard, Len, Louie But it was Lou, and your mother was straight Lou, or Louie She still to this day only calls me Louie Louie, it's Louie all the way, never Leonard Hoy and I were Leonard big time And I can't, if there's some other reason for that name, I'm unaware of it But your mother has stuck to that name for 30 years plus She only called me that, Louie, that's it, unless I'm in trouble It's the most fucked up thing of all time And it's Kenneth Charles Blume III, and there's no L anywhere in it Come on, where's Louie? Hi, my name's Louie Alright, Louie Hey, hey, Louie