Leonard

Why did people start calling me that?
It all, Louie all started from, um
Originally, it came from Hoy
Oh, Rich?

It starts with Rich Hoy
Lou, it started with him
And he used to call me Louis J all the time
And then it just progressed from there
And then all of a sudden, it's like, then you used to started doin' these
I'm goin' like, "Lou, what the hell is goin' on?"

And then your mother capitalized on Lou only, she loved Lou
She called you Lou all the time, exclusively, for the rest of your life
Whereas I would switch up, Leonard, Len, Louie
But it was Lou, and your mother was straight Lou, or Louie
She still to this day only calls me Louie
Louie, it's Louie all the way, never Leonard

Hoy and I were Leonard big time
And I can't, if there's some other reason for that name, I'm unaware of it
But your mother has stuck to that name for 30 years plus
She only called me that, Louie, that's it, unless I'm in trouble
It's the most fucked up thing of all time
And it's Kenneth Charles Blume III, and there's no L anywhere in it

Come on, where's Louie?
Hi, my name's Louie
Alright, Louie
Hey, hey, Louie