EA Rap

[Verse] I'm getting dollar-dollar bills in this bitch I'm getting hundred million dollar-dollar deals in this bitch Check that shit, I'm hella rich Time is money, so check that hour Made your salary in that hour Backhand will.i.am 'cuz I'm the one with POWER You complaining, motherfucker? Go play Evolution Soccer It can go and suck my dick while I'm making money quick Got few licensed teams, robotic themes, some extremes Make their means, and it seems "fun" is what they say this screams Unit levels sold this season is the real fucking deal Got Vegeta's scouter screaming "Power level is unreal" On that next gen, cashing checks, even while I'm on the crapper Man is gassed, going into clubs, just go slap a slapper "Fix your servers" is what these niggas say But we're beating PES on that server shit every day Have you tried to play on there? And you say our shit's unfair? Man, Kozuki needs to go get drop kicked by a constipated bear Yeah, saying that there's scripting Stupid douche, the timer stops at 45 If the timer carried on, would scripting be alive? Nah, you just can't defend Find another excuse to hide why you're a shit bellend [Outro] So, um, hopefully my message has been loud and clear And, most of all, buy my game Thank you