EA Rap

[Verse]

I'm getting dollar-dollar bills in this bitch

I'm getting hundred million dollar-dollar deals in this bitch

Check that shit, I'm hella rich

Time is money, so check that hour

Made your salary in that hour

Backhand will.i.am 'cuz I'm the one with POWER

You complaining, motherfucker? Go play Evolution Soccer

It can go and suck my dick while I'm making money quick

Got few licensed teams, robotic themes, some extremes

Make their means, and it seems "fun" is what they say this screams

Unit levels sold this season is the real fucking deal

Got Vegeta's scouter screaming "Power level is unreal"

On that next gen, cashing checks, even while I'm on the crapper

Man is gassed, going into clubs, just go slap a slapper

"Fix your servers" is what these niggas say

But we're beating PES on that server shit every day

Have you tried to play on there? And you say our shit's unfair?

Man, Kozuki needs to go get drop kicked by a constipated bear

Yeah, saying that there's scripting

Stupid douche, the timer stops at 45

If the timer carried on, would scripting be alive?

Nah, you just can't defend

Find another excuse to hide why you're a shit bellend

[Outro]

So, um, hopefully my message has been loud and clear

And, most of all, buy my game

Thank you