APEROL SPRITZ

I got a notification that you and him were on vacation In some faraway nation that looks Croatian Had an Aperol Spritz with a little lemon in it And I know it's not my business but he sure seems like a bitch So is he really rich? Does he have a big dick? Out to dinner with his parents Got a pied-à-terre in Paris Something feels fishy Man, I thought you missed me But now I wanna vomit when I think about you kissing How could you do this to me? Who would have thought? Every day that goes by I lose you more and more each night I should have never said goodbye So, if you call one more time I won't let you off the line But if you're happier that's fine Not to start a rumor but I heard that he's a loser When he took the SATs, I heard he had, like, 40 tutors Heard he cheated on his ex, heard he's really bad at sex Got his six-pack on his chest but I could beat his ass at chess I know I should go to bed Stop looking at this photograph But you look really pretty And he looks like he's in Nickelback Look at his haircut It's funnier than stand-up But he's got no sense of humor You can't learn that from a tutor How could you do this to me? Who would have thought? Every day that goes by I lose you more and more each night I should have never said goodbye So, if you call one more time I won't let you off the line But if you're happier that's fine But if you're happier that's fine I won't forget about you I hope you won't forget about me too I'll keep Waiting Every day that goes by I lose you more and more each night I should have never said goodbye So, if you call one more time I won't let you off the line But if you're happier that's fine