APEROL SPRITZ

I got a notification that you and him were on vacation
In some faraway nation that looks Croatian
Had an Aperol Spritz with a little lemon in it
And I know it's not my business but he sure seems like a bitch

So is he really rich?
Does he have a big dick?
Out to dinner with his parents
Got a pied-à-terre in Paris
Something feels fishy
Man, I thought you missed me
But now I wanna vomit when I think about you kissing

How could you do this to me?
Who would have thought?

Every day that goes by
I lose you more and more each night
I should have never said goodbye
So, if you call one more time
I won't let you off the line
But if you're happier that's fine

Not to start a rumor but I heard that he's a loser
When he took the SATs, I heard he had, like, 40 tutors
Heard he cheated on his ex, heard he's really bad at sex
Got his six-pack on his chest but I could beat his ass at chess

I know I should go to bed
Stop looking at this photograph
But you look really pretty
And he looks like he's in Nickelback
Look at his haircut
It's funnier than stand-up
But he's got no sense of humor
You can't learn that from a tutor

How could you do this to me?
Who would have thought?

Every day that goes by
I lose you more and more each night
I should have never said goodbye
So, if you call one more time
I won't let you off the line
But if you're happier that's fine

But if you're happier that's fine
I won't forget about you
I hope you won't forget about me too
I'll keep
Waiting

Every day that goes by
I lose you more and more each night
I should have never said goodbye
So, if you call one more time
I won't let you off the line
But if you're happier that's fine