Holey Moley

[Verse 1] Modern-day Robin granting wishes online Gin on the rocks granting me a bad time Junipers jumping out my pituitary gland Off to Jupiter, the stupider space man Bracing for the fall Not knowing where I would land Praying for a parachute, a paranoid man Begging for compassion but not in this wasteland It is what it is, this is who I am [Chorus] I need a spaceship, a facelift Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time [Verse 2] Walk a mile in my shoes but I don't do shoeys I'm too fucking old to be ever called a newbie Been there, done that, slept in a bin Had a fight got punched, drunk Took it on the chin Pass me the empties and pour mе a pint My memories don't know last night Blackhole, wormholе, all of that shit You could come to Jupiter, my rocket is my dick (Take the edge off, take a little bit of it off Do it, take the edge off Excuse me, have you got any Cordi Elba? A pint of Cordi Elba?) [Chorus] I need a spaceship, a facelift Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time I need a spaceship, a facelift Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time [Verse 3] I don't give a fuck about my liver on a Monday I just need to walk it off like I was on a runway Don't care, give a toss, make mine a double Spaceship, spaceman, my head is in a bubble I don't recognize the place I woke up on a Tuesday Looking like doomsday Give a fuck what you say Don't care Give a toss, make mine a triple Spaceship, spaceman, my head is on a swivel Lift off [Chorus] I need a spaceship, a facelift Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time I need a spaceship, a facelift Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time