Holey Moley

[Verse 1]

Modern-day Robin granting wishes online

Gin on the rocks granting me a bad time

Junipers jumping out my pituitary gland

Off to Jupiter, the stupider space man

Bracing for the fall

Not knowing where I would land

Praying for a parachute, a paranoid man

Begging for compassion but not in this wasteland

It is what it is, this is who I am

[Chorus]

I need a spaceship, a facelift

Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time

[Verse 2]

Walk a mile in my shoes but I don't do shoeys

I'm too fucking old to be ever called a newbie

Been there, done that, slept in a bin

Had a fight got punched, drunk

Took it on the chin

Pass me the empties and pour mе a pint

My memories don't know last night

Blackhole, wormholе, all of that shit

You could come to Jupiter, my rocket is my dick

(Take the edge off, take a little bit of it off

Do it, take the edge off

Excuse me, have you got any Cordi Elba?

A pint of Cordi Elba?)

[Chorus]

I need a spaceship, a facelift

Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time

I need a spaceship, a facelift

Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time

[Verse 3]

I don't give a fuck about my liver on a Monday

I just need to walk it off like I was on a runway

Don't care, give a toss, make mine a double

Spaceship, spaceman, my head is in a bubble

I don't recognize the place

I woke up on a Tuesday

Looking like doomsday

Give a fuck what you say

Don't care

Give a toss, make mine a triple

Spaceship, spaceman, my head is on a swivel

Lift off

[Chorus]

I need a spaceship, a facelift

Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time

I need a spaceship, a facelift

Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time