Young

Ahem Yep Mic testing, one-two, one-two, okay, mm-mm (Yeah, take your time, here we go) Who's that creepin’ in my window? (Who?) I get a hot flash whenever the wind blows (Swish) Nothing to my name now and everybody knows (Yeah) When I'm in need of cash, I go down to the bingo (Bingo) Last night, I asked Jenny for a quid (Please) This is the fifth time I'm used to taking the piss (I am) A bottle of Rio and some chicken and chips In my fuck-me-up pumps and my Winehouse quiff (We love you, Amy) Who’s that knocking at the front door? (It's the mailman) Bills, bills, please no more (No more) I'm twenty-something young with my priorities straight (Yeah) I need to buy a booze and I need to buy a draw (I do) This summer, I'm going out every night (Yeah) Anyone can get it, I ain't scared of a fight (What you looking at?) You can be down or be on the other side (True) But this is my idea of the perfect life (Alright) Livin' out your wildest dreams, yeah, we're just young and dumb No responsibilities, don't care for anyone Who’s that over there givin’ it the big 'un? (Who?) Sorry, officer, I don’t want to go to prison (Sorry) I know that I was taught but I probably didn't listen (Yup) But taught myself to fire when I needed ammunition (That's right) I taught myself to sing and I taught myself to shout (La-la) I taught myself how to get by and go without (Easy) I taught myself to make a proper English breakfast (Hash browns) 'Cause I’m a little teapot, short and stout (I am) I'm that girl all alone in the crowd (That's me) 'Cause all of you's are followers and do it for the clout (Yeah, yeah) I can't afford to be what everybody's on The only way I can afford is if you do a discount (Give me a bargain) Next summer, I'll probably be overseas I speak a lot of French, oui oui oui Mate, you're just a hater 'cause my future's bright And this is my idea of the perfect life Livin' out your wildest dreams, yeah, we're just young and dumb No responsibilities, don't care for anyone Dance like there's no one around, yeah, it's just you and me We don't care for finer things 'cause love is all we need Yeah So don't be lookin' at my face weird I am somebody that they feared I just wanna play my bass here