Chopsticks

[Verse 1] I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home He said he liked to do it backwards I said, "That's just fine with me That way we can fuck and watch TV." [Verse 2] It was four A.M. and the light was gray Like it always is in paperbacks He asked if I liked playing jacks I told him that I was good to sixes But all hell broke loose after that [Verse 3] I told him that I knew Julia Roberts When I was twelve at summer camp We didn't say anything after that I dropped him off and I drove on home 'Cause secretly I'm timid