Chopsticks

[Verse 1]

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home

He said he liked to do it backwards

I said, "That's just fine with me

That way we can fuck and watch TV."

[Verse 2]

It was four A.M. and the light was gray

Like it always is in paperbacks

He asked if I liked playing jacks

I told him that I was good to sixes

But all hell broke loose after that

[Verse 3]

I told him that I knew Julia Roberts

When I was twelve at summer camp

We didn't say anything after that

I dropped him off and I drove on home

'Cause secretly I'm timid