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INTERNET by Lizzo

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Lizzo

INTERNET

From MY FACE STILL HURTS FROM SMILING2025

Written by Lizzo, Ricky Reed, Tierra Whack

Lyrics

INTERNET

[Chorus: Lizzo]

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

[Verse 1: Lizzo]

I like the 'net when the 'net like me

I like the checks when the checks like me

I give him neck and I suck that D

Girl, what you want from Mickey D's?

Fuck up the tempo, one, two, three

Still streaming "Tempo" with Missy

I got a temper, I need sleep

I got an attitude, need to eat

I look so good when I grit my teeth

Invisalign, bitch, I'ma fix my teeth

Up in the club, come and sit by me

We talkin' shit, come and sip some tea

Kind of a bitch, low-key, high-key

That's kind of funny, kikiki

About this track

"INTERNET" is a song by Lizzo from the album MY FACE STILL HURTS FROM SMILING, released in 2025. The song was written by Lizzo, Ricky Reed, Tierra Whack. It was produced by Ricky Reed.

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Produced by Ricky Reed

I hate the internet, I love the internet

Peruse the internet from time to time

Is it October yet? Is it December yet?

I got the ho-ho-hoes on my mind

Sexy and heavy-set, wearin' the Heatherette

Haven't seen Heatherette since '09

That boy a terrorist, very nefarious

He blow the pussy up every time

[Chorus: Lizzo]

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me? (Every time)

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me? (Every time)

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

Wanna fuck with a bitch like me?

[Verse 2: Tierra Whack]

I'ma land now, boys, I'm a land mine, boys

I just bought a plain Jane, I'ma land, my boys

I could put your ass to sleep like I am white noise

Oh, you wanna parlay with them franchise boys

Like a kid in a store, yeah, my hand got toys

All I do is speak the truth, they can't stand my voice

Think your man like, think your man like boys

I be shinin' like the sun, you get a tan line, boys

Every season is the summer when you're hot like me

Man, I draw with the pen, you can't jot like me

You say you gettin' money but not like me

Your flow's so sick, it sound a lot like me

You want beef? I bought spatulas, to me, your life is fatuous

They tipped the hats off 'cause they know they can't camp with us

I eat a weak rapper, should be glad I ate a maximus

And if you're lookin' for some real scholars, you should ask for us, Whack

[Outro: Lizzo]

Put me on your network, baby

My net worth goin' crazy

Don't be starin' at me blankly

Gen Z or Boomer, baby

Would you like to add some bacon?

Sorry, not today, Satan

Aren't you bitches tired of hatin'?

Sorry, not today, Satan

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