Love Potion No. 9

[Verse 1] I send my troubles down to Madame Rue You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a pad down on Hollywood and Vine Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion No. 9 (Love Potion No. 9) [Verse 2] I told her that I was a flop with dudes I've been this way since 1992 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said "What you need is Love Potion No. 9" Love Potion No. 9 [Bridge] She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink" It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink I held my nosе, I closed my eyes, I took a drink [Verse 3] I didn't know if it was day or night I startеd kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on Hollywood and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9 Love Potion No. 9 [Interlude] I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink [Verse 4] I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on Hollywood and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9 Love Potion No. 9 Love Potion No. 9 Love Potion No. 9