Love Potion No. 9

[Verse 1]

I send my troubles down to Madame Rue

You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth

She's got a pad down on Hollywood and Vine

Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion No. 9

(Love Potion No. 9)

[Verse 2]

I told her that I was a flop with dudes

I've been this way since 1992

She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign

She said "What you need is Love Potion No. 9"

Love Potion No. 9

[Bridge]

She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink

She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"

It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink

I held my nosе, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

[Verse 3]

I didn't know if it was day or night

I startеd kissin' everything in sight

But when I kissed a cop down on Hollywood and Vine

He broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9

Love Potion No. 9

[Interlude]

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

[Verse 4]

I didn't know if it was day or night

I started kissin' everything in sight

But when I kissed a cop down on Hollywood and Vine

He broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9

Love Potion No. 9

Love Potion No. 9

Love Potion No. 9