Fake Plastic Trees

[Verse 1] Her green plastic watering can She bought for her rubber plant In the fake plastic earth She bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber plans To get rid of itself [Chorus 1] It wears her out, it wears her out It wears her out, it wears her out [Verse 2] She lives with a broken man A cracked polystyrene man Who just crumbles and burns He used to do surgery For girls in the eighties But gravity always wins [Chorus 2] It wears him out, it wears him out It wears him out, it wears him out [Verse 3] She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic girl But I can't fight the feeling I'd just blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run [Chorus 3] It wears me out, it wears me out It wears me out, it wears me out [Outro] If I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted All the time All the time