Harmless

With my heart on my heart and my heart in my mouth With arms that could reach o'er the sea My feet might be big, but the insects are safe They'll never get stood on by me Harmless, harmless With never no bother from me I go to the library, take out a book Then I come home for my tea I save all the coupons that come with the soup When I have saved fifty-three I send away fifty, put three in the drawer Something gets posted to me Harmless, harmless With never no bother from me Do as I'm told and I tidy my room Then I come home for my tea There's one or two lads that I could call my chums They're canny and meek as can be There's Tom with his pigeons and Will with his mice And Robert McClennan and me Harmless, harmless With never no bother from me Go to the library, take out a book Then I come home for my tea Harmless, harmless Never no bother from me Nobody noticed that I wasn't there If I didn't home for my tea