Big Boat

Well, he says he's got a big boat, a high roller And everybody knows its name Oh, it's a big boat and it pumps up the poor boy's pride Says he's got a big boat, it's just a fairy boat And that makes for a short, short ride Says he's got a big boat, a wide load Enough to bring the party down Oh, yeah, big boat, you ain't no Carnival Cruise Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat Enough to fit an extra one or two Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat And that makes for a short, short ride Says he's got a fast boat, talk about high speed But everybody knows the truth Oh, hey, big boat, get your oars back in the water, kid Says he's got a fast boat, but it's just a fairy boat It ain't no faster than a goldfish Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat And that makes for a short, short ride