Big Boat

Well, he says he's got a big boat, a high roller

And everybody knows its name

Oh, it's a big boat and it pumps up the poor boy's pride

Says he's got a big boat, it's just a fairy boat

And that makes for a short, short ride

Says he's got a big boat, a wide load

Enough to bring the party down

Oh, yeah, big boat, you ain't no Carnival Cruise

Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat

Enough to fit an extra one or two

Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat

And that makes for a short, short ride

Says he's got a fast boat, talk about high speed

But everybody knows the truth

Oh, hey, big boat, get your oars back in the water, kid

Says he's got a fast boat, but it's just a fairy boat

It ain't no faster than a goldfish

Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat

And that makes for a short, short ride