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Behind the Eight Ball Lyrics — Madness | Dork

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Madness
Behind the Eight Ball Lyrics

Lyrics

Behind the Eight Ball

From The Business - The Definitive Singles Collection1983

Lyrics

Behind the Eight Ball

Er, excuse me mate Scuse me Scuse me Scuse me Scuse me mate Yes, sonny Someone's taken the cue from behind the eight ball

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About this track

"Behind the Eight Ball" is a song by Madness from the album The Business - The Definitive Singles Collection, released in 1983.

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